A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.
I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.
by Skussgoffaguss May 30, 2021
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Person 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Probably fucking shit up with the Dabloon Goons.
Person 2: Probably fucking shit up with the Dabloon Goons.
by lukabaum November 2, 2023
Get the Dabloon Goons mug.A goon is a sly gang member not gangbanger who is sly goons put in theharder work and dont get popped
Goons are usually extremely mid to high rank and are hard to hit back
Goon is a type of gangmember like a perp or thug
Goons are sly and goony that is why they all act like a certain way and are easy to spot through actin
A goony example of a goon is the Ganggreen gang from PowerPuff girls
Each member is like a goon because each goon has their own look like their soul
Goons are usually extremely mid to high rank and are hard to hit back
Goon is a type of gangmember like a perp or thug
Goons are sly and goony that is why they all act like a certain way and are easy to spot through actin
A goony example of a goon is the Ganggreen gang from PowerPuff girls
Each member is like a goon because each goon has their own look like their soul
by Tiggrismymoniker October 30, 2020
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Get the Goons mug.A type of bean found on the world famous goon bean salad. The recipe is very difficult to find. Legend says after consumption it makes you goon all over the place.
The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.
The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.
I had a connecting flight to Ijbolia, on my way to Gag City, and I had the craziest Goon Bean Salad at the airport. I’m gonna need the recipe… it’s crazy good.
by UltimateBussySlayer December 29, 2023
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Get the mao gooning mug.A dark or dim space where a person would lay horizontally and goon. Oftentimes, people enter the goon cave during peak daylight, when they should be outside.
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