A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.
"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."
by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009
Get the Hotness Detectormug. Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date yesterday night?
Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.
Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.
by bARMAn78 September 26, 2008
Get the Hot as a stovemug. I'm gonna hot smurf on your baby if you don't let me eat the last cheetoh.
Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.
Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.
by Hot Smurf September 2, 2016
Get the Hot Smurfmug. A condition caused by lack the of travel, relocation or experience outside of Oneida County. This condition causes someone to seem like a “Perfect 10” on the scale of attraction, but in reality is closer to a 5-6 in the real world.
Friend: Man she is hot, she’s a perfect 10.
Me: Nah man she’s just Utica Hot. Try leaving Oneida county for once in your life.
Me: Nah man she’s just Utica Hot. Try leaving Oneida county for once in your life.
by Get me out of here December 13, 2017
Get the Utica Hotmug. When one's heart is breaking into a thousand delicate, yet beautiful sakura petals, scattered on the bittersweet wind of lost love.
My heart... it's... hot thumping... come back to me... please... I'll... never forget you... dot dot dot...
by 6of1 February 27, 2009
Get the Hot Thumpingmug. Sex that is considered exciting, vigorous, fast-paced, saucy, or exhilarating. Requires that all participants be in peek physical condition and a proper full-body stretch beforehand is recommended. It is also common to perform many different positions in quick and violent succession during "Hot Combat".
"She just gave me that look and I knew there was gonna be some Hot Combat tonight".
"...and after about two hours of Hot Combat neither of us had feeling in our legs. Best. Sex. Ever."
"...and after about two hours of Hot Combat neither of us had feeling in our legs. Best. Sex. Ever."
by Phinnaeus T. October 2, 2012
Get the Hot Combatmug. An attractive lesbian woman who just can’t seem to get it together.
Usually a total disaster, super disorganized and runs through women like she goes through underwear.
Usually a total disaster, super disorganized and runs through women like she goes through underwear.
by Bustdownlesbiana August 12, 2019
Get the Hot Messbianmug.