Tessellation

The sexual act where the woman wears a strap-on and anally penetrates her male partner.

Dude, I found out Sally's into tessellation. I don't think my virgin asshole can take it.

by Itsturtletime August 3, 2009

Swipe Test

An act performed by a woman to a man in order to know the size of the man's penis prior to taking him to bed. It is basically a discrete grope of the man's penis without him knowing.

Lisa: OMG this guy I have been dancing with all night is super hot! maybe I should go home with him tonight!

Candy: first, you best do a swipe test guuurl, make sure he's got somethin to work with!

by CulinaNY February 5, 2010

Global Test

1. A test given to the US, but rigged by France, Germany and Russia, because they were being bribed by Iraq with money from the the Food for Oil Scandal. 1. Requirement that the US put the UN in charge of it's safety and it's troops 2. Term used by the a looser. 3. Proof that the majority of those who vote in a blue state have no nutz.

I didn't pass the global test so me and England, Australia, Poland, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Japan and some other roughnecks went out and fucked up Hussein. Spain and Belgium pussied out in the middle of it. They still cool though.

by Evull-E November 4, 2004

tess

a retarded person who is still pretty damn sexy at the same time.

omg, what a tess.

by molliemolliemollie September 26, 2010

Crash Test Dummies

A five member band orginating out of WPG mb, famous for MMM He likes to feel it and Superman Song

The Crash Test Dummies are one of Canada's forgotten musical genious, the lead singer has a bartone singing voice like Leanord Cohen

by Miss Victoria January 7, 2007

teststickler

A person who defines a set of principles and chooses not to follow them.

During the COVID pandemic Mubin had his own set of restrictions which he followed and didn’t follow- all dependent on whatever best suited him. Not a stickler but a teststickler.

by Wax77 March 24, 2021

test and tag

Electronic testing of plugin electrical devices.

www.powertag.com.au - Test and Tag electrical devices. Occupational health and safety compliance.

by Daniel Lory August 2, 2007