Teacher's Pet

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by Aurora1909 June 27, 2019

Teacher

People that teach you shit that mostly ain’t useful, makin’ you want to slap the shit out of them, always be tellin us what to do which is bullshit, always be goin home to suck dick and poppin they pussy, comin to school and always coming to hop on your dick, and tellin us shit that sometimes ain’t true.

Yo that bitch nobody like her she’s like a teacher

by Dollar$AYYY December 2, 2019

Math teacher

Someone who always makes jokes about everything, gives bad grades, always draw hella weird shit on the board, and never sits still.

Student 1: umm why is there a weird drawing on the board?
Student 2: oh just the math teacher

by Thehotemolol December 12, 2021

Teacher With Benefits

A teacher who has sex with a student but keeps a professional relationship

Guy one: Hey, do you have a FWB?
Guy two: No, but I have a TWB (teacher with benefits)

by Sketti-Butters September 15, 2022

Teachers

Essentially, they're prison guards in a maximum security federal prison nearest to you! Like real guards, some are nice, most are demonic fuckers who don't get paid enough to give a damn about your wellbeing and are assholes to the entire class.

depressed student: goddamn it! My teachers are such whores! this place is hell

by my_fucking_mother April 8, 2022

teacher brain

A teacher who’s to-do list is never ending so their memory is awful and they are constantly forgetting stuff

I totally forgot about that meeting! Ugh, teacher brain.

by teacher199998 November 29, 2023

Gym Teacher

The act of stimulating the entrance to one’s anal cavity with an ice cube while receiving fellatio by a woman in front of your friends.

“Yo, boys, I heard Will got the full Gym Teacher treatment the other day.”

by colallanwill September 25, 2025