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Reopen table

Is making an online table reservation at a restaurant that is about to reopen post the Coronavirus outbreak.
We made a" Reopen table" reservation for 4 at the best Steakhouse on The "Charm'tastic Mile".
by Dunkadelic Era April 28, 2020
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Lonely Table

When youre sitting at lunch, and youre the only one on your side of the table. everyone is crowded on the other side of the table just to be away from you.
yeah theyre doing the lonely table to her
by swagsurfing March 19, 2011
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The pool table bandit

Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.
Watch out this guy seems like the pool table bandit!
by The pool table bandit himself November 22, 2021
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Cats table

Gossip spreads at the cats table.
by Pseudonymdefinition December 26, 2020
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fight the table

When someone is hitting the puck in air hockey so hard you don't get a chance to hit it back. Very annoying.
I was trying to play air hockey with tom, but he just wanted to fight the table instead, whatta jerk
by hms321 December 15, 2008
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Table Captain

THE SICK FUCK IN THIRD GRADE THAT BITCHED ME AROUND TO GET MY GOD DAMN CRAYONS.
im gonna beat the shit outta the table captain.
by That one taco June 18, 2016
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Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.
Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!
by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023
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