Turtle with a 12 pack 

A turtle that is always trying to knock you out with a person with a buzz cut whose head is always cold

person1 Dude i got hit by a turtle with a 12 pack today it sucked
person2 that sucks

Turtle with a 12 pack by Oassis__ May 9, 2019

Turtle Head

when receiving oral sex and your partner is biting you.

“how was the head dude”
“man that bitch gave me turtle head”

Turtle Head by topchinaa August 3, 2019

Turtle head

A crap that starts to win the fight.

Hurry up Dave I got a turtle head poking out

Turtle head by D_Train August 14, 2019

turtle-backing 

When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.

“Wow, Elijah just got done turtle-backing Jeremy!”

turtle-backing by Educated_Scholar21301 August 22, 2019

Turtle humping 

When sexual satisfaction is reached without being directly involved in the action

When I saw them getting into it, I was turtle humping my ass off.

Turtle humping by Error219 August 27, 2019

turtle choker 

A plastic straw

Her: Ugh... you're using a turtle choker?!
Me: Yeah, thot

turtle choker by Tree Mugger November 16, 2019

turtle leaf 

A person that acts like a turtle..and a leaf

Dalton sure is a turtle leaf.

turtle leaf by haleyyydudee November 24, 2019