stevonaitor

A legend once told of a man that was 9 inches in the cold shower. This is the man. Now he's no rocket scientist…. oh wait, he is! When he pours his Alphabetos he gets nothing but strait A's (the alphabet cereal) Give him your woman and she will be in a wheelchair for a week. Not only will he fuck on the first date, but he will also fuck the family. Girls go to him for the best moustash rides around town. Stevonaitor is so cuddly that puppies watch youtube videos of him. He is so great, that if I saw him fighting a bear, I would fight for the bear. He's so clean that he makes the soap feel dirty when I'm taking a shower. He so persuasive, that he convinced a cop that pulled him over that HE (the cop) was speeding! He once jumped out a plane and landed on another plane flying at a lower altitude. He was asked to build a fence once maybe you heard of it, its called the Great Wall of China. He always 1v2's nerds called Deano and Julian. When he touched his mouse the internet shakes.

Stevonaitor has slayed some poon.
Stevonaitor is the best mc player in the world
Stevonaitor know 2 brothers that whack each other off to gay midget black porn. (beiber and Pollos)

Stevonaitor is better then beiber

by Stevoanitor July 27, 2014

steven szabo

Steven szabo is the most annoying, stupid,and rude person you will ever meet but he is also a very kind funny loyal cute person you will ever know he can cheer you up when your upset and make you laugh when you're mad and even though he's annoying and rude at the end of the day he's a true friend

That boy is a real Steven szabo

by Random ass girl January 26, 2016

Steven Segaul

An actor who can actual kill you.

Dude Steven Segaul is gonna kill you.

by Yo man ha March 10, 2016

Steven Connelly

Whipped beyond all measure.

Dude 1: Bruh are you coming to my party this Friday
Dude 2: Nah man I'm going to see Fifty Shades of Whipped with my girl

Dude 1: Wow bro you're such a Steven Connelly

by xxx_alpacca_wrangler_xxx July 27, 2016

Steven

A very business oriented young man from the Ghetto in England who stands tall at 6'2. Usually referred to as some sort of munted Cat, other times often described as a Meerkat's doppelganger. Steven has 2% Kangaroo genes and enjoys wearing dresses that he craftily terms "long line shirts". He can usually be found at the local pub enjoying big servings of Sausage after a few Vodka Cokes.

"Oi! Look at that Kangaroo, he bloody looks like Steven's twin!"

by PookieBear91 June 20, 2016

Steven Bender

A hockey player that bends his ankles very severely when he skates.

Your'e literal Steven Bender M8.

by Literal Uaj November 3, 2016

stevensbooteh

stevensbooteh is an instagram fan acc about Guns N' Roses.She is well known for being hated and blocked by half of the GNR fandom along with knockin_on_slash.She always uses the words Daddy,I'm screaming,I'm crying,lmfao,Y'all etc.

Stevensbooteh doesn't like Grace's band I'll block her.
Yeah me too,I hate her!

by doesntmatterwhotfiamboi November 21, 2016