Newfoundland Steamer

Taking a poop while the shower is running, which createsa poop-steam combo.

Yes, by....that's a ripe Newfoundland Steamer you left for pa

by Fly-By Day March 20, 2024

Lannister Steamer

When a guy asks his sister to urinate and defecate on him.

"Yo, sis, piss on me, and then, a lil later, shit on me too, a new thing called the Lannister Steamer"

by Propelhue June 15, 2022

Baccy Steamer

A spin on the classic Cleveland Steamer - this sexual act involves eating a diverse and immense amount of food from a high-end all-you-can-eat buffet, allowing enough time for it properly digest and fester, and then defecating it all on the chest of a prostitute.

(Named after the world-famous Bacchanal Buffet in Las Vegas, where this act was pioneered, circa 2022).

Bro, that Vegas trip was epic; we found a nice hooker that let us do Baccy Steamers for only $100 each.

by Nasty Nate 420 June 21, 2022

My Little Pony Steamer

When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.

Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.

"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"

by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022

Steamer Dog

The act of pooping into another persons butt by laying a steamer long ways between the butt cheeks, resembling a hot dog in a bun.

I wanted to show my true love by giving her a "steamer dog".

by William B. Hardigan June 24, 2022

Monkey Steamer

the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.

You damn monkey steamer

by sdhsjfmenfnfbdh February 15, 2022

Jourdan River Steamer

When she eats boiled crawfish and get the bubble guts. You spread her meat flaps while she is releasing all her fury. All that seasoning covers her man in the boat. Now you have a Jourdan River Steamer

She loves getting a Jourdan River Steamer on the dock.

by Honkykong76 February 28, 2022