fuzzy squash

An amazing nickname, created in moments of randomness (or drunkness)

"Yeesh I got drunk on chocolate bear last night, did I say anything weird?"
"Yeah, you called me a fuzzy squash"
"Weird"

by Fuzzy Iguana November 15, 2017

queer squash

A pumpkin with a mustache, or a gay Asian guy.

So, James, name a fruit that starts with "Q." "Ummmmm..... Queer squash." James said.

by SirJankytitsmclesbo December 5, 2017

cock squashed

An insult intended to call someone a hoe or slut for taking a lot of dicks.

Maria needs to fuck outta here with her cock squashed ass self.

by NichoKeshaun December 3, 2017

tub squash

Something that a stupid fucktard named nick made up, basically a way to get you into a bathtub and rape you.

Josh shut up or I will Tub Squash you!

by I Witchdoctor I January 29, 2018

Butternut Squash

Is basically another way to say the "B" word

"OH YO SON O A BUTTERNUT SQUASH!!!"

by COOKIE DOU June 2, 2018

Dribble Squash

A game I invented with my dad when I couldn't play squash properly. It is like squash, but with no rules. The only rule is to keep the ball moving.

Wow, you should try playing Dribble Squash ! You'd be good at it.

by Spagz July 3, 2018

Lie Squash

When the lie that your in the middle of telling fails

'There is absolutely, absolutely, no such thing as... MONSTERS!!!' Was such a Lie Squash

by Golden Seagul July 20, 2018