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spaghegti

a girl comes over to you and your friend's house to visit your one roommate and ends up licking on your other roommate's neck so when she goes to bed with your roommate, you and your other roommates poop in her pocket and write spaghegti on a notecard and put it in the pocket and hang it out the window to let freeze for her to find it in the morning.
by imschwagner April 8, 2009
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Spaghett

/spəˈɡɛt/
Noun
1. An object of desire that is never to be touched.

2. A sarcastic way to describe a thin and long type of pasta.
In both ways, the companion word "toucha" is used to imitate an Italian accent for emphasis.
"Someboday toucha my spaghett!"
by Armin Hammer January 27, 2018
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Sadghetti

I had sadghetti last night
by omg my name is cool January 13, 2015
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Spaghetto

1)There comes a time when you're bored and hungry at home(Probably stoned), and there's no food in the fridge. You've got some possibly expired noodles and a can/jar of some type of sauce in the cupboard, but no meat. What do you prepare for yourself? Some ghetto spaghetti, Spaghetto.

2) Very poorly prepared spaghetti.
Me: Damn..There isn't shit to eat in this house, I'm hungry as fuck!

Friend: I found a box of noodles and a jar of Prego!

Me: Grand! Spaghetto it is!!
by SCARtacular.. September 26, 2009
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Spagetti

Jill: I think that chick is smoking hot. Is she gay?
Joan: no she's not gay, definitely straight.
Jill: Oh no, maybe she's spagetti
by MisterPink September 23, 2011
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Spaghettification

n. (Lat.) the way in which the Flying Spaghetti Monster assimilates believers into his holiness.
His spaghettification is now complete; he got to close to the black hole, and is now perfectly assimilated into the FSM's spaghetti tentacles.
by PutAInDem...Er...De October 14, 2009
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awksauce on spaghettios

flip: man i took a massive dump yesterday
flop: cool
flip: ............awksauce on spaghettios
by anonymouslola January 29, 2012
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