Jet-Skeet

When riding a Jetski with two or more males sitting nuts on butt

Please get your arms off me Chad , its bad enough we have to Jet-skeet.

by E1lipsis... March 03, 2019

skeet flea

Another colorful way to describe a Cotch Goblin, I mean kid, who’s acting like a degen.

If Randy can’t get a handle on his Skeet Flea I’m gonna step in.

by WeeFinnegan July 03, 2021

Skeet Slider

Someone who narrowly rides the line between creepy and cute.

Person 1 - " Did you hear about so and so?"
Person 2 - "Yeah what they did was filthy , totally a Skeet Slider."
Person 1- "Most definitely a Skeet Slider."

by The Skeet Man December 01, 2022

Skeet Stouche

A layer of ejaculate spread across the upper lip forming a moustache made of semen.

"I whipped out my cock and blew my load on her upper lip, forming a "Skeet Stouche"

by corndog1111 May 17, 2016

Calm Your Skeets

Another interesting way to say 'Calm the hell down'

Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-

Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!

by SketchB10 January 13, 2012

Skeet sock

When you have sexual relations with a sock

I just got done having sex with my skeet sock!

by Smiley the god June 25, 2019

canadian skeet shooting

When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.

I apologized so much it sounded like Canadian skeet shooting.

by MrMarijaweiner December 02, 2017