Hillbrow Shower

The act of giving a partener laxatives and having them shit into a colander so that all the solids are held back and just the liquid is dripped onto your face like a shower.

Dude I was with this crazy girl on Friday and she gave me a Hillbrow Shower, it was insane.

by Moist beans July 29, 2019

Chav Shower

Of which a rather disgusting person (or festival goer) trades in a hot running shower or relaxing bath for a baby wipe scrub down.

1. Hey mate, intya gonna meet that bird in like, ten minutes?
2.Shit yeah, fuck I stink!
1. 'Av a chav shower, she'll be well up for it.

by pumkkin September 12, 2011

Leftover shower

The 'shower' immediately after a vigorous storm, usually leaving one wet from face to feet.

I was very surprised to miss the leftover shower every time there was a storm

by fi70 July 2, 2009

purple shower

taking a shower while feeling the effects of codeine syrup. taking a shower while on lean is said to heighten the effects.

i was sippin lean last night, so you know i had to take a purple shower!

by yunghermitkrab June 15, 2017

shower meditation

Sitting down while showering and having shower thoughts. Shower Thoughts are just weird random conclusions you come to realize while in the shower.

Sarah: wow why do you have so many weird shower thoughts?
George: I do alot of shower meditation
Sarah: you're fucking weird

by equinoxqueen March 16, 2015

Shame Shower

A place that one wanks in or a place that one keeps wanking material. It is not always a shower and was invented by the randeloes in April.

Look at Alex's shame shower

by Tobykoolkid69hehe July 25, 2017

Whore shower

Where you wash only your armpits and your private parts

Wait, is Becky taking a Whore Shower??

by Urbandictionaryisgreat5 June 10, 2017