seriously, you don't want to go in the bathroom, there is shit everywhere, its on the walls, and on the floor and this girl went in there and she got shit in her hair, and in her eyes, and between her fingers and now it makes a squelchy noise, and its in her mouth, and on her feet, its everywhere, seriously there is shit everywhere
by earmuff wearin monkey maid August 30, 2004
Get the shit everywheremug. by nexuz37 July 26, 2006
Get the acid shitsmug. Exactly as the name implies, this is a dookie which exits the rectum in the classic phallic shape.
There are very few human experiences which compare to the utter satisfaction of releasing a double-tapered dildo shit; just ask pro baseball player George Brett, or look up 'George Brett' on Youtube to hear his incredible poop tale.
The dildo shit is not to be confused with the cheese plug, which is a different animal entirely.
There are very few human experiences which compare to the utter satisfaction of releasing a double-tapered dildo shit; just ask pro baseball player George Brett, or look up 'George Brett' on Youtube to hear his incredible poop tale.
The dildo shit is not to be confused with the cheese plug, which is a different animal entirely.
George once opened up a fortune cookie and it read, "May all your shits be dildo shits." It was such a beautiful sentiment, he nearly cried. Shortly thereafter, George went into the sushi bar's facilities to paint the town brown.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 17, 2011
Get the dildo shitmug. by poemsbypam December 30, 2011
Get the shitting memug. by aardvarks September 27, 2007
Get the shit crinklemug. To be up "Shit's Creek" is to be in serious or complex trouble, such as to (literally) be "up a creek without a paddle." It is synonymous with Urban Dictionary's expression "Shit Street" and is possibly its antecedent.
"When the deal fell through, we were up Shit's Creek".
"If he gets caught again he will be up Shit's Creek."
"If he gets caught again he will be up Shit's Creek."
by Kcstealth August 13, 2016
Get the Shit's Creekmug. 1. to take a puff off a cigarette or marijuana joint.
2. to hit a object with a fist or other object.
3. to have sex with a girl.
2. to hit a object with a fist or other object.
3. to have sex with a girl.
Rodney offered me a fresh joint so I hit that shit.
Biff had a annoying friend so he hit that shit with a ball bat.
Mirna told me she was horny so I hit that shit all night.
Biff had a annoying friend so he hit that shit with a ball bat.
Mirna told me she was horny so I hit that shit all night.
by a neighbor July 27, 2004
Get the hit that shitmug.