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shit everywhere

seriously, you don't want to go in the bathroom, there is shit everywhere, its on the walls, and on the floor and this girl went in there and she got shit in her hair, and in her eyes, and between her fingers and now it makes a squelchy noise, and its in her mouth, and on her feet, its everywhere, seriously there is shit everywhere
by earmuff wearin monkey maid August 30, 2004
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acid shits

diarrhea-like shit that occurs just hours after taking lsd.
Dude, I was so tweakin last night, but DAMN, I have some crazy acid shits.
by nexuz37 July 26, 2006
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dildo shit

Exactly as the name implies, this is a dookie which exits the rectum in the classic phallic shape.

There are very few human experiences which compare to the utter satisfaction of releasing a double-tapered dildo shit; just ask pro baseball player George Brett, or look up 'George Brett' on Youtube to hear his incredible poop tale.

The dildo shit is not to be confused with the cheese plug, which is a different animal entirely.
George once opened up a fortune cookie and it read, "May all your shits be dildo shits." It was such a beautiful sentiment, he nearly cried. Shortly thereafter, George went into the sushi bar's facilities to paint the town brown.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 17, 2011
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shitting me

kidding me, joking with me, deceiving me (a vulgar slang expression of profound disbelief)
Henry Kissinger confessed to being a war criminal.

No way! You gotta be shitting me!
by poemsbypam December 30, 2011
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shit crinkle

A worthless fold or air-pocket in excrement.
davidlopan123 is a shit crinkle
by aardvarks September 27, 2007
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Shit's Creek

To be up "Shit's Creek" is to be in serious or complex trouble, such as to (literally) be "up a creek without a paddle." It is synonymous with Urban Dictionary's expression "Shit Street" and is possibly its antecedent.
"When the deal fell through, we were up Shit's Creek".
"If he gets caught again he will be up Shit's Creek."
by Kcstealth August 13, 2016
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hit that shit

1. to take a puff off a cigarette or marijuana joint.

2. to hit a object with a fist or other object.

3. to have sex with a girl.
Rodney offered me a fresh joint so I hit that shit.

Biff had a annoying friend so he hit that shit with a ball bat.

Mirna told me she was horny so I hit that shit all night.
by a neighbor July 27, 2004
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