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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the To Thine Own Self be Bleu Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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Self-esteem

Something many girls lack a lot nowadays, some say its due to the social media networks, others say its their peers. What i think, is people need a good kick up the arse, they need a bit more confidence to have self esteem. Also, self respect would also boost it up a little bit, having nice things said is nice.

Also can be brought down by fake little bitches thinking they can put down others, when they have no self-respect, they sleep around, the girl their judging is a virgin.
"Whos that?"
"Shes been in our school for 4 years, since year 7"
"Hmmm, idk her"
"Probably coz she has no self-esteem she never talks"

"Ewww, lpok at that girl'"
"Ik shes got crooked teeth"
"Yeah! And a crooked smile too"
*both laughing*
by Shittfacee April 21, 2015
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self shocker

Ennis: I pulled the Shocker last night.
Jack: Two in the Pink, one in the Stink?
Ennis: No, the Self Shocker. Two 'round the Pole, three in the Hole.
by The Self Shocker December 18, 2008
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self-castration

This word is already defined, but it means to remove one's own genitals (with a knife or their teeth). It is said that you can see more than enough of this on Pain Olympics (I don't even want to watch it and find out...) Honestly, anyone who engages in this instantly deserves a Darwin Award...
Two people observe a crackhead with a knife.
Person A: Holy shit! He's got a knife!! What do we do?
Person B: Stay out of sight. Be ready to call the cops if he starts something.

Person A: Sounds like a good idea. But, what if he attacks us? Do you know any martial arts or have a gun?
Person B: Yes and yes. For now, we just watch...
*a few moments later*
Person A and B simultaneously "puke their guts out"
Person B: That crackhead just performed self-castration! Quick! Hand him a Darwin Award!!
by Juggernaut2010 January 25, 2012
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seafood plate

please

(from french "sil vous plait")
He: "Can I give you oral sex?"
She: " Yes! Seafood plate!"
He: "Yeah, I wasn't going to mention anything, but..."
She: "Oh! merci!"
by Chimwechan guy July 12, 2012
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Self Block Cock Block(SBCB)

A man than manages to block his own cock from getting action as a result of being repulsive and/or having no game.
Guy 1: You get it in last night?

Guy 2:Nah, bro. I had a Self Block Cock Block(SBCB) night.
by CSB Fern April 28, 2012
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Selfie

A picture taken by ones self, including 50% or more of that persons face. Pictures taken of other body parts or NOT including 50% or more of that persons face is not considered a selfie.
Timo took a picture of his boobs and mouth but did not show more than 50% of his face. Therefore he did not take a selfie.
by Batmannotdave November 10, 2014
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