Sausage Hammer

Sausage Hammer

A rubber mallet used in the separation of frozen sausages.

"Paul was trying to make a casserole so he separated the sausages with a Sausage Hammer"

by Flipfloo78 April 10, 2019

Susan sausage

The only person to ever up gary guacamole

Yo susan sausage is legemdary

by Gary Guacamole is life May 4, 2021

dingle sausage

Relative to a human dingle berry, a very indecisive person who cannot keep plans to save their life

Todd: Last week Tim told me he wanted to go to cancun and now he wants to buy a four wheeler. Only to end up buying a pointless engagement ring.
James: Oh what a dingle sausage.

by Goaty12 February 22, 2017

sausage jockey

Being an absolute dick riding bender who loves to be surrounded by men

Oi mate stop being a sausage jockey and get a life

by Tom Sharp90973 December 8, 2020

Trout-sausage

Used to describe something that's a load of nonsense or very annoying/ not ideal

That whole pandemic was a load of trout-sausage.

That man was talking pure trout-sausage.

by Wordsnstuff12477 November 25, 2022

caped sausage

The male version of a landing strip.

This dude at the gym kept trying to show me his caped sausage. I told him to fly the fuck outta here!

by Boozeturd March 11, 2021

Crusty Sausage

When a male masturbates and ejaculates and intentionally allows the semen drip down the penis and does not make an attempt to clean up. Resulting in a dry shriveled semen-flaked penis.

Jake: Bro I was jerking off last night. Ejaculated and created the most disgusting Crusty Sausage.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.

by EnigmaActivate February 15, 2017