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Riley Jones

Is the nicest person in the world. We beat up anyone who is mean to her friends. She is kind caring and so so so nice and so funny. Now so time Riley is sad but that wont stop her. She will power through it. Even if it becomes more and more annoying her friends will be there to support her. I love you Riley. Your my best friend and nothing gets in your way.
Riley Jones will not let anything get in her way!
by Your best friend, meg. October 23, 2019
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Riley Flaherty

One of the strangest people in a school of freaks, stoney creek high school. Possibly autistic, she can be seen running through the halls holding all of her books. If you don't see her though, she's probably just wearing all camouflage clothing. Why? No one knows, not even the few people she talks to. With few friends, she often talks to teachers telling them shit no one gives a shit about and if they respond her tiny fetal face lights up with gratification. She is so desperate for attention that she will do anything to get even some recognition, i.e. taking assignments to the max when it is a simple presentation or crying because something slightly unfair happened (get over it you privileged white bitch you know how hard this shit is for everyone else?) Overall she is really fucking annoying, and most people at stoney have been uncomfortable because of her at least once. I'm not even going to talk about her appearance because there is no substance to that. Here's my two cents: WAKE THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE NOT A QUIRKY CHARACTER IN A WES ANDERSON FLICK.

Update: Someone literally just told me that she built a tower of bricks or something in a class and then it fell down while everyone else was silent and she just said "ok". WHAT THE FUCK
Student 1: Did you see that Riley Flaherty girl?
Student 2: Yeah! She ran into me doing 45 down a fucking hallway and she didn't even say anything. Do you think she's retarded?
Student 1: Don't know, don't care.
by IFUCKINGHATETHISSCHOOL June 15, 2018
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Riley

AYo any guy named riley is a bitch. Done.
One time in fourth grade
Aurora: *Literally doing nothing*
Riley: Wanna go out?
Aurora: *Literally hears Riley's friends laughing behind him* Uh no thank you
Riley: hAhA you think I wanted to go out with YOU? Yea it was a dare so... Bitch
by Aurora11223345<on snap May 1, 2020
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Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason

6 foot 2 13 year old presumed male

Bread Bitch
Wheat Boy
Small Peen
Circumcised number 2
Person 1: walks into class

Person 2: God dammit Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason stole my diary
by maksammich August 29, 2019
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Riley Belden

-Name \ Great friend and mad funny with the one liners. Probably can outsmoke a chimney. Kind Gent tho, probably find him in his room painting or sleeping.
Riley Belden/ noun/ verb / extradinar
Ex.
Hot College babe: uhh Ethan's such a dick, where are all the good guys
Hot College babe's friend: What about that Riley guy
Hot College babe: Your right! Let me call him
Riley Belden: Hey, no I'm about actually booked for work, but Definitely soon, alright later.( He will definitely not see her soon, he's painting...)
by Nathanthesaint372 November 25, 2021
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Riley

RIley;
man; strong, intelligent man who takes care of his friends
woman; The one for you, always loves and cares for you. Must not be lost under any circumstance. Has eyes you can gaze into until the end of time. The girl you will love forever and never get tired of. Often known for being 'out of pocket', sarcastic, and incredibly caring. Will write letters and handmade gifts for you. Must keep, is special.
I love you, Riley.
by Who_Dat_Boy March 8, 2025
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Riley Finn

Riley Finn is the absolute worst character in the 90’s show called Buffy the vampire slayer.
“I met this guy today, he seemed nice but it turns out he’s a Riley Finn.”
I’m sorry, hope you find someone new.”
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