retarded giant

The conclusion of a sex act where after the male climaxes, he rolls off of his partner, roots through their purse/wallet for cash, and then heads out to get something to eat.

Sharon was pissed that James pulled a retarded giant on her last night. He didn't even ask her if she wanted anything from Jack in the Box.

by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009

retard pill

An item, that’s the polar opposite of medicine. This pill makes any person who takes it an absolute fucking retard.
Commonly used to insult people for being stupid

Yo, your really fuckin retarded, did you take a retard pill today?

by yupperdupper May 21, 2020

Digital Retardation

The process by which Google Drive is too stupid to realize that someone who uploaded a video is the owner of that video file, thus prompting them to share the file with themselves before they have access to download their own video.

Man, I can't believe I'm seeing such Digital Retardation in today's society. I just wanted to download my video!

by BillyWorder12 April 9, 2019

Retard Candy

The last candy picked from a communal candy dish after all the "better" candies are chosen. Similiar to the selection process on a playground. The Retard is always the last one picked.

Susan brought in Jolly Ranchers for her candy dish, but I better quick there quick. Last time, I ended up with raspberry which we all know is Retard Candy.

by MJSch1 October 19, 2009

Half Retard

A person who spells phenomenal and degrading wrong while giving a definition such as Madd Jester.

I think Fred's a Half Retard, he always smells his finger after he diggs up his bum.

by Glapogos October 18, 2008

mental retardation

Effect of listening to one of George W Bush's state of the union address's.

John: Hey Fred, where's Tom?

Fred: He was sent to a crazy house.

John: What? Why?

Fred: He watched one of George W Bush's speeches and came down with a case of mental retardation.

John: Oh.

by jokemonkey March 4, 2008

Catholic Retard

Catholic retards think they are better than every other fucking person and think that saying sorry to a fucking priest means they can do anything they want.

Known for raping choirboys in the ass, all while saying your bad for masturbating
What a bunch of cuntbag hypocrites!
What my retarded dad is.

The Catholic Retard had anal sex with the choir boys then confessed it to the priest so he could do it again.

by AnalobliterationGod! July 7, 2019