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Retard Awesome 

When something is so epic and amazing that you loose yourself to the awesomeness, becoming as excited as a 'retard', when they jump up and down and their hands are flailing all about and such.
The concert was retard awesome, when the stobe hit and the pyro's went off, I was a slave to the music, the excitement overtook me.
Retard Awesome by Shadow635 December 26, 2010

autist retard 

A term that is used to define only the most obstinate and pigeonheaded people- this should only be used on the internet in a memeish fashion due to the lack of evidence suggesting the existence of real "autist retards."
"Martin Shrekli really educated those autist retards."
autist retard by Lifesgambit January 4, 2017

retard call 

Cousin of the faggot call, the retard call is when some one makes a stupid move or comment. Then everyone in the room stops what they're doing, puts their arms straight out and moves the lower half back towards themself so their thumb touches the shoulder and moves it back straight out, chanting Retard.
When Rinaldi thought that PMS was a disease, he was given the retard call by Tim, Gavin, and Dan.
retard call by Mr. Gzella January 16, 2007

Ghetto Hood Retard 

Ghetto Hood Retard aka GHR. Someone who is trashy and does trashy things like goes to the hookah, sleeps around, and starts stuff with everyone knowing they won't actually do anything. These people lack common sense and often try to turn there friends into GHR's as well.
Brittany a first time hookah goer met Alexandrya who is a Ghetto Hood Retard and within a week Brittany became a Ghetto Hood Retard.
Ghetto Hood Retard by Ricky Khalifa October 27, 2011
mentally handicapped
an example of retard would be the definitions of azn contributed by azns
retard by azns are retarded March 22, 2007

retardable 

1: the ability in which to resemble a retarded person in behavior by being limited in intellectual or emotional development---often taken to be offensive

2: the development or academic progress of retarding others

3: the act or instance the extent to which something may be affected with retardedness
You're so naturally retardable, playing the part of a mentally challenged person comes easily to you.

I'm sorry I keep screwing things up, I'm feeling quite retardable today.

That was very retardable of you to remember to flush the toilet, but forget to wipe.
retardable by Kevin Wolff - September 22, 2007