Patter

The practice of urinating on your school dean, without them knowing.

Your school dean comes up to you and your mates and starts to tell you off. So one of you moves behind him and starts to urinate on the back of his leg. The noise made is like a patter, hence the name.

by Justin 2567 August 10, 2006

Rainbow Patty

Native Woman/ Sexual Device that lives in the rubbiest place ever North Battleford. By Dil and Daynger. Period.

Dayne - "Rainbow Patty came to get her lawnmower fixed".
Dil - "Who the fucks Rainbow Patty?"

by The Dilwad June 29, 2010

krabby patty

Another Definition of Grumpy.

Jenn seems to be such a krabby Patty ever sence the mailmam broke her computer.

by Nadun January 19, 2005

patterson

A chain-smoking, lazy person. A patterson is obsessed with Ford's, but only buys old shitty broncos.

guy 1: hey who's that guy smoking like a chimney over there?

guy 2: fuck if i know, but he looks like a real patterson.

guy 1: yeah that's prolly his fuckin ugly ford i saw out in the parking lot.

by holy fuckin asscrackers July 14, 2006

meat patty

Middle aged man that wants to play wit little childrens' teeth. He is also a little on the fat whale side.

Kids, I know you wanna play with my patty.

by Garrett May 13, 2005

jordan patterson

An ugly son of a bitch that should be hit with a cutting board.

That Jordan Patterson is such a llama licker!

by phantomoftheopera74209 December 28, 2009

fish patty

when a girl masturbates with a fish over five inches long, and at her climax she yells "FISH PATTY"

the flounder felt perfect in her vagina it made her yell fish patty

by doug12345678910 July 26, 2010