Fist Pump Disorder

An extremely contagious disorder/disease that causes you to go into crazy, hour long fits of laughter. Usually caused after watching Jersey Shore episodes. Some also feel the urge to fist pump at random times.

A: DUDE I JUST WATCHED ALL THE EPISODES OF JERSEY SHORE AND NOW I THINK I HAVE FIST PUMP DISORDER HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

J: What the fuck. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*FIST PUMP*

by sexybuttwrenchBITCH July 27, 2010

penis pumping power

used as a cool term for radical, good luck, fuck you, and well penis pumping power.

Hey look he is doing a penis pumping power!

by Jared Seaman October 6, 2010

Triscuit Pumper

When your girls snack'in and starts pump'n the box of Triscuits between her legs.

Julie's such a Triscuit Pumper. After burning a bowl she got the munchies and starting humping the box.

by PumpMonkey July 29, 2011

Lil Pump

A faggot with a great gay porn name.

Person 1 : Hey. Have you heard of Lil Pump?

Person 2 : Is that that new gay porn star?

by ScumBucketScrubLord June 10, 2018

Double Pumping

Using two hands, one after another, repeatedly during male (or for the more advanced user, female) masturbation.

oh it's also a thing in fortnite

Yo, i was double pumping Martha last night

fuck double pumpers, dude.

by Shithead McMuffin July 4, 2018

brunette bella's pumpkin patch

beautiful pumpkin patch, lovelie scenery, all made possible by the best of the best of brunettes. Pumpkins in the sun. Ready for a nice day out with the family.

brunette bella's pumpkin patch is already in your face.

by cowgirlitalian March 5, 2010

sarasota pumpkin

the act of taking a male penis and carving a face into it to resemble a Halloween pumpkin. Some extremist have even carved the inside.

Sean tried to impress the ladies by whipping out his 4 inch dick with a sarasota pumpkin on it

by Ervin DaNIG June 29, 2008