UD Jews, I’m talking to you guys.
I noticed a lot of them tend to be paranoid. They seem worried to me.
A lot of them have tried to elude me and seem to be doing everything they can to be cautious.
A lot of them are acting proud, but I think it’s just an act. To me, they seem paranoid and insecure. And I think they know something is up, but they don’t talk about this or tell anyone.
I noticed a lot of them tend to be paranoid. They seem worried to me.
A lot of them have tried to elude me and seem to be doing everything they can to be cautious.
A lot of them are acting proud, but I think it’s just an act. To me, they seem paranoid and insecure. And I think they know something is up, but they don’t talk about this or tell anyone.
by Death Menace October 29, 2022
Get the the Polish people seem pretty worriedmug. How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"
by creedmoor May 6, 2006
Get the Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drinkmug. Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.
When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.
This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.
When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.
This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.
- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.
by XxXSjo_bOrReN87 February 19, 2019
Get the Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopolymug. by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009
Get the Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshakemug. The act of filling a condom with poop and cum, then attaching it to a ceiling fan and let tin’ it fly.
We had polish confetti party.
by Flabaristic October 19, 2021
Get the polish confettimug. Man I went out with this girl last night and she asked me to rub her feet, then she took off her shoes and there was Hammer Time and Thot Polish everywhere. I couldn't finish the date. I couldn't help but think of Eddie Murphy on the movie Boomerang.
by Q Virtual Reality W March 31, 2020
Get the Thot Polishmug. Sucking up to someone in an extreme way to get ahead in a situation.
An act where someone puts baby gravy on the butthole and then gives a rim job.
An act where someone puts baby gravy on the butthole and then gives a rim job.
by Swarles Barkley March 19, 2025
Get the Polishing a frecklemug.