Pincedophile

The exact opposite of a pedophile.

A younger person being mainly attracted to an older person.

You- "Damn, he's sexy..I want."

Friend- "What the hell, he's like 10 years older than you, you fucking pincedophile!!"

by Negative Megalomania October 21, 2009

five piece

To strike with closed fist.

"If you don't shut your ho ass up, yuz gonna get a five piece in your mouth"

by jim November 21, 2004

slide piece

Your ilicit lover, paramour; someone you see on the side of your main relationship.

Since my man is out of town, I will go to the beach with my slide piece.

I think my girl saw a text message from my slide piece.

by GiantNyC March 12, 2009

I'm a piece-of-shit "editor" who clicks Dont Publish

I'm a typical "editor" of Urban dictionary. Weeks ago, I added a word that is now quite poular. So to keep the word popular and my ego fresh, I became an editor and click on nothing but the DONT PUBLISH BUTTON. I'm sooo awesome.

I'm a piece-of-shit "editor" who clicks Dont Publish for many reasons:

1. Because I'm a little kid who thinks it's funny.

2. My word got published, but I'm afraid there might be a cooler one coming up.

3. I have no life.

by fuckurbaneditor7 May 18, 2010

Cod Piece

The xbox 360 controller when being used to play COD

Hand me that cod piece would you.

by Laha345 March 16, 2009

Crap-Piece Classic

Like a Caprice Classic by chevy except not as gangsta because it has only hubcaps and the standard woodpanel exterior.

Friend: Hey wanna go to the movies tonight.
Unlucky owner: Naw, My Crap-Piece Classic is breakin down again.

by flyingerbils231 July 23, 2007

Total Piece of Shit

Something so useless and disappointing it has absolutely no redeeming qualities or values.

Person 1: "Why did you smash the printer against the wall?"
Person 2: "It was smearing ink all over my thesis and crumpling the pages."
Person 1: "It must be made in China."
Person 2: "Yeah, it is a total piece of shit."

by Pissed off librarian August 13, 2009