Hot Pee

The act of going for a quick pee.

Be right back, gotta take a hot pee.

by papertowels000 October 29, 2016

Pee Camel

A person who defies all kidney laws and stores urine like a camel to be released at a time of their choosing. (usually female.)

"We've been at this festival all weekend and I haven't seen Anna pee once!

Dude, thats coz shes a pee camel!"

by DEMuahahah May 26, 2014

pee shoter

Eww don’t touch my dirty pee diapers face the pee shooter 1000

Pee shoter idiot

by QWERTYAZERTY no good names March 10, 2021

Peeing in the sink

verb:

To use the wrong object for the wrong reason. Doesn't matter if it works, it's just wrong.

Peeing in the sink may use less water, but it's not what the sink is for.

Person 1: "What's the problem with washing my hands with the water fountain?"
Person 2: "Dude, it's like peeing in the sink."

by Thicc Daddy LOAF March 10, 2021

Spider Pee

When one person sits on top of another, chest to chest and interlocking legs, while on the toilet. The top individual pees through the bottoms legs. Similar to the past time of spidering on the swings at a playground.

"Hey Baby, will you please let me spider pee you this one time." - Husband
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife

by MrRogersSweater May 23, 2020

pee shy

Unable to urinate for any psychological or physiological reason.

"Dude, you were in there for a long time!"
"Yeah, it gets pee shy after I drink this much beer. It took 5 minutes just to get it running, then I had to sphincter out the tail."

by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016

Pee in that butt

When you have no knowledge of sexual conduct, but you need to find out.

"Aye little mama, lemme pee in that butt."

by LilBoiPookie October 30, 2017