I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!
by Tomayko Plumbing November 23, 2017
by Billiam Beaver October 05, 2016
First you poop, then you wipe your butt, but then you suddenly realize you have to poop some more, and then you wipe your butt again. This may be repeated as many times as necessary. When you're done, the layers of poop and toilet paper resemble the layers of fruit and yogurt in a parfait.
Dude 1: Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
Dude 2: Sorry bud, I was making a toilet parfait.
Dude 2: Sorry bud, I was making a toilet parfait.
by DarkBass March 11, 2012
The occasion when you go to bed so intoxicated, that you stumble out of cloud 9 drunkenly confused and use your wardrobe as a toilet. Awkward the next day when you realise you have urinated all over your shoes and other wardrobey items.
Hannah: "Anne, I bought you this glass of water. What are you doing in the wardrobe with your pants down?"
Anne: (drunkenly mumbles) "wardrobe toilet....."
Hannah: "ummmmm....."
Anne: (drunkenly mumbles) "wardrobe toilet....."
Hannah: "ummmmm....."
by wardrobetoiletmaster May 13, 2011
While at a friend's house: "I promise I wasn't pooping in the bathroom, I was just toilet scrolling."
by WhooliaJulia March 21, 2019
Monkey that’s in the toilet
John Stamos: Yo what that monkey doin in the
toilet
Steve Jobs: oh yeah that’s toilet monkey nigga he stay willin he crazy af
toilet
Steve Jobs: oh yeah that’s toilet monkey nigga he stay willin he crazy af
by Sam Gleason October 17, 2019
noun. Spanglish meaning for toilet paper. Coined by people who grew up with spanish or french creole speaking relatives by directly mentally translating 'papel de toilet'.
by bxemsmedic September 16, 2009