by bobbymcbobbington2169 January 12, 2019
by theinsane1 April 04, 2010
Man Ja-kwon looks sadizzle.
Fo sho, he gots that baby mama trauma.
Oh, damnnn - I'll pound tu dat shit.
*pounds fist*
Fo sho, he gots that baby mama trauma.
Oh, damnnn - I'll pound tu dat shit.
*pounds fist*
by A crazy mofizzle April 25, 2005
The ultimate pro gamer move dodge. The reverse card against the "Joe Mama" card. So powerful and unexpected they piss their pants and shirt.
by Heating Shower Water... October 30, 2019
(in the 1950's, in the suburbs)
Charles: "Gee buddy, haven't seen you in awhile. How are you?"
Juwan: "What's crackin' playa? Hey what's been goin' down wit dat bitch you been sweatin'?"
Charles: "Oh, Susie? She's a swell girl. We're going steady now, and I gave her my pin."
Juwan: "Right on brotha, lots a niggaz done pinned that bitch."
Charles: "What are you saying?"
Juwan: "She ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama, hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama."
Charles: "Susie is a nice girl, whether or not she's sucked every cock in the county. And you're white."
Juwan: "Oh yeah, I forgot. Well I'd better get going, my mother is expecting me for supper at 6 o'clock sharp."
Charles: "Gee buddy, haven't seen you in awhile. How are you?"
Juwan: "What's crackin' playa? Hey what's been goin' down wit dat bitch you been sweatin'?"
Charles: "Oh, Susie? She's a swell girl. We're going steady now, and I gave her my pin."
Juwan: "Right on brotha, lots a niggaz done pinned that bitch."
Charles: "What are you saying?"
Juwan: "She ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama, hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama."
Charles: "Susie is a nice girl, whether or not she's sucked every cock in the county. And you're white."
Juwan: "Oh yeah, I forgot. Well I'd better get going, my mother is expecting me for supper at 6 o'clock sharp."
by Nick D May 10, 2004
Burn of the century
by asdagigafo March 15, 2018
some examples of yo mama jokes are:
yo mama so fat, she doesnt need internet, shes already WORLD WIDE
yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with doctor pepper
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo mama so old, her first christmas, WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS
yo mama so short, she surfs on doritos
yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven
yo mama so old, she has an autographed bible
yo mama so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday
yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL
yo mama so fat, she doesnt need internet, shes already WORLD WIDE
yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with doctor pepper
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo mama so old, her first christmas, WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS
yo mama so short, she surfs on doritos
yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven
yo mama so old, she has an autographed bible
yo mama so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday
yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021