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Rocking Horse

An old device for entertaining children in the shape of a horse. The child sits on the body of the wooden horse and rocks quickly back and forth. If there are two children in the same room, they hold a competition of who can stay on through the most violent rocking. Bonus points if you get thrown over the front.
The boy played on the rocking horse in his nursery, somehow defying its design and not flinging himself over the front
Two children took turns rocketing themselves over the head of their wooden rocking horse with the sharp teeth
by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023
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horse trainer

Someone who solves problems you never knew existed in ways that will blow your mind.
"Why did that horse trainer throw a ball that looks like it's from Rocket League at the horse?"
"idk bro"
by UnixTM December 27, 2022
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Horse ass

When a woman has a large ass that moves like a horses ass when she walks

The term is often used in the DMV area, D.C, Maryland and Virginia
Yo, she got the horse ass son.
by Velvet Pimpson January 7, 2023
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colombian horse

Colombian horse is slang for coffee, since colombia is known for their beans, and horse is slang for another brown like addictive substance, heroin.
I love geeting that high from the colombian horse, its legal af too.
by dildosexual April 14, 2023
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Horse's ass

Someone who's got most of their true muscle between their ears, but still makes neverending desperate attempts to physically dominate people with body language (especially in crowded public settings), often resulting in police showing up to threaten people who don't think life is like a poker tournament or a trip to Vegas. Also known as an instigator.
He/she was a horse's ass, but not everybody was ignoring him/her like she thought, many of them were rejecting him/her, but he/she could never see that, all the muscle between the ears was dense.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020
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Horse cheese

The combination of horseradish and sharp chedder cheese block. To keep your sinuses alive.
Yo!! This horse cheese is bomb af!
by onexX2dogsXx February 3, 2020
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Horse Girl

A typically socially awkward white girl with horses on everything she owns and obsesses over them, sometimes owning one or more, or often found in close proximity to them. It is implied that they might also ride the animal in more ways than one due to this obsession. This is a natural interpretation that anyone would have bc of the long gazes at, drooling over and constant discussions about said beasts. People often attempt to modify this meaning, but this dictionary is for saying the quiet parts out loud so people actually understand and can use said word in the proper context.
Shelly always refuses to attend social events like a normie bc she's an obsessed horse girl that's probably spending yet another evening with her horse. In the barn. Alone.
by SQUATCHGIRL November 1, 2022
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