Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.

In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.

by QuacksO January 6, 2022

Papers Now

The one who help in Writing & Proofreading.

Whenever in need, Papers Now is my savior

by Smith45 January 10, 2022

Now&Later

Apply Vicks Vapor Rub liberally to your erect penis before engaging in penetrative intercourse with a fellow inmate to prevent future interactions with that individual. The act of this will result in extreme discomfort now and later.

I'm gonna get bubba with a "Now&Later" and I bet he won't come after me no more.

by Trexplays January 15, 2022

Now

The taint or perineum

In the words of that popular song, "I wonder who's kissing her now'

by Unlearned Hand January 16, 2022

stop cyber hate now

an ad I saw

buy a stop cyber hate now mug for your relative chin

by urghuofd9gui January 19, 2022

ez now

1. Just ez now, yeah dw about it - we ball

2. Used as a sarcastic expression of shock or horror

1. “Hey can you pass me that bass?” “of course man ez now”

2. “Holy shit Marcus, all of my limbs have been ripped off in a freak accident” - “ez now lad”

by Dicktwitch May 22, 2022

Now

Not later.

Iam "Also, why now and not previously? Back to my other point. Why did it seem to be the case that there were no references or there was no sensation of reference up and until your Freudian slip and my response to it?" I forgot about it but yeah... That was my other question. I also don't think I'm Jesus. I said I was like Jesus in that only 12 people listen to what I say, I have a history of hanging out with prostitutes, and so on and so forth. I wasn't literally claiming that I'm Jesus 🤣"

by Hym Iam May 26, 2022