penis milk

The white stuff that comes out of your penis. Used to make babies and feed thirsty girls
Sarah massaged my dick and was rewarded by several mouthfuls of penis milk
by Don Juan April 05, 2003
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Penis Tango

1. An act where multiple penises contact each other in a graceful and elegant fashion

2. A nondescript term that can be used either as a noun, verb or adjective—but most often a subject noun—as a “filler” for when the speaker or writer forgets the subject in which he or she is referring to but wishes to continue moving on with the statement.

3. An excerpt from a modified or corrupted version of the NATO phonetic alphabet.
1. Let's get Mark and Dave over for a little penis tango and scones.

2. I'll be right over once I get done changing the oil on this penis tango.

3. Ace, we have a tango here! ID: alpha, penis, foxtrot, semen, victor, labia.
by Ricky McStickshift February 04, 2010
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carnival penis

"Wow. Come over more! You've got such a carnival penis!"
by The Mingler February 15, 2014
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sans penis

The genitalia of the famous character Sans, from the 2015 indie-game, Undertale.
sans penis
by Simon_34545 June 19, 2021
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Penis Ravine

a man’s abs that show the V leading to his penis
Check out that guys abs he had a penis ravine.
by belowdeck March 01, 2020
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pickled penis

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"
person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009
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Rudimentary Peni

80's British anarcho band fronted by madman Nick Blinko. Known for their obscurity, misanthropic viewpoints, rare performances, and distinct raw sound. The general atmosphere of their output is generally regarded as very bleak, depressing and hopeless, though they often make very prolific social statements.
Matthews explains how he came up with the name of the band: "When I was at school studying biology, we were told that in the fetal stage the clitoris is a rudimentary penis."
by Pinche Jackie December 25, 2009
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