Tube Noob

Someone who can't ride on the train properly and keep on falling into other people.

on the tube
Dude: Watch as I ride this train with no hands!
Friend: Why? You're just going to fall into me again, you're SUCH a Tube Noob

by Ruberducky June 12, 2010

noob stock

A documentation/ inventory of noobs-- helpful for pure pwnage on such games as WoW and other MMORPG.

Jar's real world player Mike, took note of the various noobs in his game in his noob stock, to make sure he brought pwn unto them as frequently as he came across their noobish nuissance.

by Jar the Monk Squire January 20, 2008

princess noob

A princess noob is a high demand noob. They constancy demand that people give them stuff. they love free stuff and expect you to give them stuff. They love playing the game even though they know nothing about it.

some fucking princess noob came up to me and demanded me give then shit.

by bobdod December 8, 2014

Destiny Noob

A noob so bad they can't follow simple rules like follow your radar, shot their head not the wall next to them. They call "Sparrow" a "Flying Car", they call "Ogre" an "Oger". They spend most of their time at the tower doing erotic dances to lure in gamer virgins to their deaths and then she spends the best of the time jumping off the power and taking screenshots.

Man 1: Hey, stay away from the Destiny Noob!!
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: She will turn you into a Nazi.

by The Metal King October 11, 2016

Noob Hole

A Noob Hole is a hole in the human body reserved for babies and afterbirth

My Noob Hole is crowning

by Sketchy Gamer March 12, 2019

Intervention Noob

Someone who creates a alt account only to use the level one intervention.

Intervention noobs are better than BFG kids.

by Melvin27 September 30, 2018

Shit Noob

99% of the millennial generation that exists today.

If you think being an alcoholic is acceptable chances are you're a shit noob

by Bakedkipling May 29, 2018