ass gape

Something often used in anal pornography. When an object, such as a mans penis, is inserted into someone's anus, stretching it, then it being removed and the anus remaining open, meaning it's possible to see inside
See also ass cave

1) In the porn i watched, it featured an ass gape
2) Dude, i screwed my girlfriend so hard last night i made her ass gape

by ryan_991 November 21, 2007

eat ass

The act of licking or shoving your tongue inside of a person's anus.

"do you eat ass?"

by GayRetardIan June 25, 2016

Ass Shim

A layer of paper placed over a toilet seat to protect your ass from touching the seat. Mainly in public restrooms.

Corey: "dude did you see that toilet seat?!"

Mark: "yeah son, i had to lay down 22 ass shims before i could shit!!"

by ItsWitz April 3, 2010

ass vibes

Something that does not give positive vibes.

Vibes that shall not and will not be satisfied.

Harshes the mood.

Bobby: hey dwayne did you see mike brush his teeth with no toothpaste?

Dwayne: yeah, that was ass vibes.

by @shredtheknar October 7, 2017

Balls-ass

adv. A superlative with a negative connotation

Holy crap, it's balls-ass cold outside today.

by Bragnor December 5, 2009

Ass Cow

A place of reliable and bountiful hook-up opportunities. Similar to the phrase cash cow but for sex rather than money.

Man, I've tagged 3 girls from my yoga class already. That place is definitely my ass cow.

by Timmy Tulip February 22, 2011

ass lipstick

The shit stain left on the toilet seat from some fat ass that can't wipe his butt and leaves a mark on the seat for the next guy. Ass lipstick is like the lipstick left on a coffee mug or cigarette butt, except it is on the toilet seat and it is from your ass.

I went for a shit and saw someone left me ass lipstick stain on the toilet seat for me to enjoy.

by thank you 2 January 12, 2010