Rocky Mountain dip

The act of placing one genitalia (ball bag) into a girls anus while inserting the shaft into the vagina

I can’t believe I was able to pull off the Rocky Mountain dip

by Partial man May 20, 2019

mountain dew throwback

the essence of the gods before they made god.

jesuses granpa drank mountain dew throwback.

by F.JjJjJ January 14, 2020

Blue Mountain Bigot

Someone who refuses to drink anything but Coors Light.

Make sure you get Coors light for Jeff, he's a blue mountain bigot.

by Turbokirbo55 November 8, 2010

mountain top ted

When she give you a blowjob and pulls your balls up. As you cum your mountain top gets cum on it and drips over like an avalanche.

I was with this chick last night and as she was blowing me she gave me a mountain top ted and then she used her finger like a skier going down the mountain!

by pertygolfer January 5, 2023

mountain dew whiteout

Due to the fact this majestic drink was white as a theme to winter, it is likely that this special drink was bestowed upon humanity by a snow angel. This drinks specific godly taste is unknown, but it is so amazingly angelically good that even it could make anyone get into the Christmas spirit, but can still be drunken at any season in which you will end up feeling something wonderful flow down your gullet.

Guy 1: I'm confused why that guy seems so happy right now, it's the Great Depression
Guy 2: He just had a Mountain Dew Whiteout that stuff makes anyone happy
Guy 1: Well, that explains why he's happy but why is the drink white?
Guy 2: To say it's like he's in the Christmas Spirit
Guy 1: I NEED THIS STUFF!1!!11!!!!1!

by Techn0Llama May 21, 2018

Valley Between the Mountains

The area between one's booty or ass. The area where your anus lies.

Jake and Jessica were very horny after watching 'Sausage Party', and both looked at each other with a look of bestial lust. They began to make out slowly, and it got to the point where they both began to get wet. His penis covered in pre-cum, and her panties soaked all the way through. Jake pulled his cock out of his boxers, and pushed Jessica's face into the couch cushions, and pulled her pants down. He could clearly see her asshole, right smack-dab in the middle of the Valley Between the Mountains. He inserted his thick, throbbing dick into her tiny ass, covering the valley.

by Tr1d3nt August 4, 2017

Snow-topped mountain

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

by Wow bruh August 20, 2021