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Moose Piledriver

Numbing the upper extremadies of a voluntary significant other with Novacane (or drug of choice), the wrapping your silly willy with moose jerky and proceeding to piledrive that thang into next week. The drug usage is only meant to make it more comfortable and is completely optional if you are a savage. When climaxing, typically the male and female match tonal frequencies in the celebratory imitation of a moose climax. First attempted by the WWE wrestler "Moose" who was both an expert at piledriving, and being a Moose.
Person 1: "Have you heard of this thing called the Moose piledriver?"

Person 2: "Yeah dude, I heard that's what gay people do"

Person 1: "Don't be a fucking homophobe, Tom, Jesus. If a man wants to wrap his dick in Moose jerky and shove it in his partner, HE CAN DO THAT OKAY, IT'S 2017, MAN."

Person 2: "I wasn't being homophobic it was just a joke, Brad."

Person 1: "Yeah, well I did a Moose Piledriver last week with my girlfriend so that proves it's not just 'a thing gay people do'."

Person 2: "Yeah, but it's still fucking weird. You're disgusting"

Person 1: "It's 2017 Tom, get hip."
by 69 Moose Pile Drive June 16, 2017
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Decaying Moose

An older woman who dislikes children and in return verbally disciplined them with crude insults
She’s a Decaying Moose - Moose Bag!
by Mrs.Moose July 28, 2018
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cow moose

A straple like creature that has a leftovers hair cut and is one ugly dude
by Skfneigebeidenbeduudje June 8, 2016
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gaga moose

4th of July party. it’s an exclamation when your exited. it’s just a way to tell the feelings out. to express your inner crazy.
e.g “oh gaga moose
by ilovekatyperry September 24, 2023
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Sidhu Moose Wala

The only non black guy who says nigga without being scared.
I am like sidhu moose wala, I am a really cool dude.
by Username not available December 1, 2021
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Moose

Used to describe products or habits typically performed by boring, middle-class white Americans. Derived from the name of the animal, the moose, which is known to roam snow white covered lands and famously pictured in the opening credits of the hit 90s sitcom "Northern Exposure" that takes place in Alaska and centers around a white couple. Moose was also a preferred hair product for white people in the 90s.
Girl: the best singer in the world HAS to be Twila Paris
Girl 2: yo, girl, that's some moose-shit, right there.
by MkCarthy July 3, 2018
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Moose

An action involving inserting both thumbs in a womans anus with remaining fingers spread wide across her butt cheeks. Results in something that resembles moose antlers.
Dude, while that ho bag was going down on you in the limo, I moosed her. slut.
by Panic in my pants! May 7, 2009
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