mental colonoscopy

digging a memory from deep inside the cerebral cortex...almost like pulling it out of your rectum

I can't believe you remembered our childhood phone number...it's like you performed a mental colonoscopy.

by Ed Norton 1313 February 17, 2017

Small Nipples Mentality

Elon Musk. What a manchild with money be like. He thinks he could coerce everyone to obey him and do what he wants.

Do not have small nipples mentality, or you're a grown-up humanchild.

by Shiine-1 February 23, 2025

Mental gift

When you intentionally walk onto security or other film recording enjoying a product or retail food.

"Stay here im giving a mental gift a new product just came out"

by Cody5050 April 29, 2023

Monk Mentality

The mentality one has to use to win low elo league of legends games.

Ogima starting using the "monk mentality" to win his lane and carry the game.

by Ogima October 30, 2023

Dow Mentality

When a person or group only move up through a business through snitching and making others look bad for no reason.

Worker 1 - Man that guy from down the hall is an asshole, im tired of his Dow Mentality.

Worker 2 - He is always trying to get people in trouble even when they didn't do anything, just so he can try to look better to the bosses.

Worker 1 - I hope he gets fired soon for false reports.

by Ender Bacon October 14, 2022

Mental Internet

the suffering from the Alt in Alter Ego by getting crushed by an excavator

Chihiro has problems from Mental Internet

by Armadillo Stomach November 16, 2021

Mental doom

Loosing your self confidence,motivation after a serious of unfortunate events and treating yourself badly until commiting rage quit from life.

My gf broke up with me, my collage broke up with me, my friend broke up with me. I feel like I am in mental doom

by Azagth February 22, 2020