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Long Ting

Sumthin Dat Takes A Long Tym To Do Or U Dont Relli Wanna Do
Boy: Wanna Go To Shop
Mate: Nah Man Dats A Long Ting

Boy: Wanna Help Me Babysit
Mate: Nah Datz A Long Ting Blud
by Duble M Blud June 5, 2009
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Long Boarder

A person who finds joy in riding a long-board or longer skateboard

Usually a typical college douche bag who trys to fit in with everybody else and beacuse he/she has no skills they give long boarding a go.

Sometime the usual try hard white rasta with dreadlocks as well.

The typical "im so indie I like donavon frankenrieter and go home try to paint but I really suck ass" person who trys not to conform to the typical sports of today by conforming to an semi-alternative lifestyle of long-boarding.

Too kool for skateboarding not to kool for long boarding.
Skater 1: Do you know mark that douche bag that does art?

Skater:2 Yeah

Skater 1: Yeah hes a long boarder

Skater 2: Wow hes kool and alternative, I hope im as kool as him some day
by HircineXex August 22, 2010
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long pocket

corey: anyone seen my keys?
brandon: check your long pocket you big homo
by pissy March 20, 2004
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long sleeve shorts

"Are you going to wear shorts today?"
"Yea, but it's cold, so I'm going to wear long sleeve shorts"
by MeganMe May 15, 2007
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Long Juicy Cone

A derogatory term, derived from the simple ideas relating to that of a long ejaculating penis... otherwise known as LJC, in some states the term Liam Connelly used to express the same feelings of success.
"Did you see that dirty video I sent you?", "Yes I saw it, that guy had one hell of an LJCone (Long Juicy Cone)!"
by Liam Connelly June 12, 2009
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Long Smokey Dong

Anything but an Asian/Chink COCK
That's a really nice Long Smokey Dong!
by AirsoftNation.org January 4, 2015
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long slong

Damn bae you have a long slong
by poe.pok September 16, 2016
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