Long Ting 

Sumthin Dat Takes A Long Tym To Do Or U Dont Relli Wanna Do

Boy: Wanna Go To Shop
Mate: Nah Man Dats A Long Ting

Boy: Wanna Help Me Babysit
Mate: Nah Datz A Long Ting Blud

Long Ting by Duble M Blud June 5, 2009

Long Boarder

A person who finds joy in riding a long-board or longer skateboard

Usually a typical college douche bag who trys to fit in with everybody else and beacuse he/she has no skills they give long boarding a go.

Sometime the usual try hard white rasta with dreadlocks as well.

The typical "im so indie I like donavon frankenrieter and go home try to paint but I really suck ass" person who trys not to conform to the typical sports of today by conforming to an semi-alternative lifestyle of long-boarding.

Too kool for skateboarding not to kool for long boarding.

Skater 1: Do you know mark that douche bag that does art?

Skater:2 Yeah

Skater 1: Yeah hes a long boarder

Skater 2: Wow hes kool and alternative, I hope im as kool as him some day

Long Boarder by HircineXex August 22, 2010

long pocket 

anal canal/lower intestines

corey: anyone seen my keys?
brandon: check your long pocket you big homo

long pocket by pissy March 20, 2004

long sleeve shorts 

Pants, capris, clam diggers, etc.

"Are you going to wear shorts today?"
"Yea, but it's cold, so I'm going to wear long sleeve shorts"

long sleeve shorts by MeganMe May 15, 2007

Long Juicy Cone 

A derogatory term, derived from the simple ideas relating to that of a long ejaculating penis... otherwise known as LJC, in some states the term Liam Connelly used to express the same feelings of success.

"Did you see that dirty video I sent you?", "Yes I saw it, that guy had one hell of an LJCone (Long Juicy Cone)!"

Long Juicy Cone by Liam Connelly June 12, 2009

Long Smokey Dong 

Anything but an Asian/Chink COCK

That's a really nice Long Smokey Dong!

Long Smokey Dong by AirsoftNation.org January 4, 2015

long slong

Baes long/big dick

Damn bae you have a long slong

long slong by poe.pok September 16, 2016