I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

turn it off then

person1: I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.
person of infinite knowledge: just turn it off
person1: thankyou, is there anyway i can repay you for this kindness?
person of infinite knowledge: ligma.
person1: wha-
person of infinite knowledge: LIGMA BALLS!

by AAAHHHHHH IM STUCK IN Caps..oh July 11, 2021

Locked Stocked and Cocked and Ready to paint the town Red

The quote given before ascending valhalla

Hes about to be locked stocked and cocked and ready to paint the town red

by TheBellwether November 03, 2017

Air-based vision locked targeting system

When you take a dump off a building and hit someone.

Them: Hey man, you should use your Air-based vision locked targeting system!
Me: Naa...
Them: Five bucks if you hit the baby
Me: Deal!

by LividPlanets February 07, 2019

If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door

If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.

Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!

by Hoonta January 17, 2012

crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy

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by crazy I was crazy once March 25, 2023

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

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by NepgearAfficionado July 14, 2023

Locked and Keyed

A state of being in which your heart is permanently locked from being influenced romantically by any person, however it is also keyed, meaning that at one point by the present or the past someone very special breached your cold exterior and took up The Sword. That is to say, they joined you in the affairs of Man and Woman, and in the perfect world; husband and wife, both by the flesh and by the emotions.

Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.

Ricky: Hey man how’s stuff going with that girl you met on Tinder?
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.

by Captain Cream Soda December 28, 2024