"I believe I can fly." I threatened to pull an R. Kelly on my baby daddy and he got scared. - Kelsey over threatening to give Calendario a pulling an R. Kelly
by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022
Hym "What would Megyn Kelly do to stop a school shooting? NOTHING! A big fat nothing! 0! ZERO! Not a Goddamn thing. And you want to lock the parents up for NOT INTERVENING in a way that WE ALL KNOW you would NOT INTERVENE and then you have the nerve to condemn the parents and cry on you fucking priests shoulder 'BOO HOO! I'm so sad murdered kids even though I would do more to provoke it than I would EVER would to stop it. And then I'll cry for my priest and the camera.' They're burning in hell (by the way) according to your religion they're a 99.9% chance they're burning in hell FOREVER. The dead kids? Hell forever. Terrible! And we all say it too. All your viewers saw you do nothing. You God saw it. And to pretend you would intervene in any way that's substantial is a LIE which you're going to burn forever for too. So, at least the dead kids will have company."
by Hym Iam February 03, 2024
kellie and stephanie are both beautiful girls and are always up for fun. One of them is usually eating food sand has a obsession with kebabs. so many girls are jel of kellie and stephanie. What ever man gets them is very lucky and kinky!!!!!!!
oh dayumm kellie and stephanie is turning me on i sure wouldnt mind eating that in the morning sex godess
by cookie599 March 07, 2017
When you Urinate and Poo in an container, Take a shower in it and fornicate in it with your S/O or tinder date.
by NathaniSan July 03, 2019
Kelly Phillips knows what he's doing.
by Nicholeb October 11, 2022
kelly a. burlison middle school is a place full of T H O T S, fake girls, and player guys. everyone hates everyone but hides it. its full of poor people who buy off brand and fake yeezys to look cool. but they just get made fun of.
by Stoopid anal February 24, 2019
My best friend forever, he is the best thing to ever happen to me.
He will support me through anything!
He will support me through anything!
Conner Evans: "JJ *confesses something*"
James-John Kelly(JJ): "It's okay i will help you through this."
James-John Kelly(JJ): "It's okay i will help you through this."
by ConnerBi2007 June 10, 2019