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Jesse el huevon

This special human being can be seen as one of the best strikers in lions football club history. Give him the ball and witness greatness like never before.

Furthermore, it is a cocky annoying human who thinks it can mess about with anyone and do what it wants without getting hit and then gets scared.
Lastly, a Jesse is a massive simp to the female race and is a massive playboy.
Yesterday I saw a Jesse el huevon play a game of 5-a-side and it was the most amazing moment of my life.
by Simpinggod March 11, 2020
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Jesse Seratt

He is a nice guy but don’t get on his bad side. He is loyal and protective over his gf. He is really shy when you meet him but then as you get to know him and become his friend he is really fun to hang out with and a good person to rant to he has long hair and really pretty eyes
by Peppawhatareyoudoinginmydrink October 15, 2019
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jesse pomeroy

One hell of a badass dude! If you come across a Jesse Pomeroy you should not make eye contact, as he is intimidating to men and unavoidably handsome to women. He has hypnotizing eyes and an amazing sense of humor! Beware!
Jesse Pomeroy is an amazing man!
by TheRealness2015 June 18, 2015
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jesse luck

When you have extremely bad jewish luck due to bad karma build up from Russian hackers.
"Wow did you just expose yourself? That's Jesse Luck!"
by indeluble77 November 24, 2016
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Jess polibio

Jess polibio is an amazing girl , which is kind , makes you laugh cares about everyone and a person you can trust . if you see someone named jess polibio MARRY HER!
you can use it as "cagla loves jess polibio" or something like that .
by caglalovesjess101020 November 3, 2020
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Jesse

Talks too much still hiding is the closet needs a few history lessons loves fitting so much that he does stupid shit and follows dumsdums oh be careful he's to stupid to know when he says racist bigomyist comments
A: "Jesse can talk to hours"
B: " yeah talks himself into trouble. He should learn when to shut his mouth"
by Amkrasibaicth July 22, 2022
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jesse

man that jesse is a total loser.”
by balls. December 11, 2021
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