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Jason

Comes across as a genuine friend, then high-key stabs you in the back. A pathological liar, with psychopathic tendencies. Beware of guys named Jason.
"Don't chuck a Jason."

Girl 1: Who even is Jason?
Girl 2: The king of all rats.
by Tekashi9ine6ix June 16, 2020
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jason

An stupid fuck that doesn’t know a dame thing
Yo what’s up jason
by Uh090909 October 17, 2020
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Jason Todd

Jason Todd is a dead bozo from DC Comics
Person 1: Yo that kid looks like Jason Todd!
Person 2: Is it because he's dead or because he's a bozo?
Person 1: No! He's Jason Todd because he's both of them!
by shadowcatxo November 16, 2021
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a jayson

A Jayson is a sad soul sitting in a Data Mining Class, wallowing in the infinite confusion and statistics at the time.
Person A: Hey! Is that a Chris!?

Person B: No, it's just a Jayson...

Person C: JAYSON!!! JAYSON!! JAYSON!?
by Staley12345 October 17, 2017
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brandi janson

Sexy, seductive, cunning, smart, addictive. You don't want to piss off a Brandi Janson, revenge is well thought out and the repercussions are severe. Brandi Janson is an amazing lover, with skills and warmth one could not find anywhere else. If your lucky enough to have a Brandi Janson fall in love with you, you will find a loyal caring companion who will erase the concept of ever having snagged anyone else. If you fall in love with her, good luck! Your in for the most amazing and possibly painful time if your life. Don't lose her, because you will spend the rest of your life screwing ugly woodland creatures wondering where you fucked up and why you can't get over the loss.
She wishes she was a Brandi Janson, stupid bitch don't she know Brandi Janson is in a league of her own.
by Tiredon3 November 14, 2019
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Jahson

an annoying person, that can get on your nerves but is nice.
wattup jahson
he's ugly
by runway_rascal October 6, 2019
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Jason

The best Hockey player ever! Total Chick magnet. Sexy Hot Athlete Attractive Charming Smart

The ONLY Name that spells 5 months trough out the year
J=uly
A=ugust
S=eptember
O=ctober

N=ovember
"Jason" is ranked 10th for best names for a male
"Jason"Sexiest person alive
"Jason is a genius!"
"Jason is so Hot"
"Jason is so cute!"
"I LOVE my Jason"
by Jason the great May 18, 2014
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