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The Jordan Shuffle

When a tall man walks heavily down the sidewalk, dragging his feet.
Jordan twisted his foot doing "The Jordan Shuffle".
by BeccaJean December 22, 2020
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Jordan Alert

When a friend, or friendly acquaintance or former employee goes missing and needs to be found but it's no big deal because he or she often goes missing.
I put out a Jordan Alert on Facebook, I hope he sees it on his friends feeds and brings me the twenty bucks he owes me.
by Beamerzzz February 19, 2019
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vanilla jordan

Coolest dude you will ever meet get mad pussy smokes good blunts says funny shit hot as hell
Vanilla Jordan-my eyes are sticky
by Djckrocoa November 6, 2017
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Jordan and Kevin

two people that were meant for eachother, they love eachother a lot. Jordan has a bigass head but thats okay, and kevin has a huge ass dick B)
Ex: Jordan and Kevin are perfect for eachother
by dkIaoekfiwie September 12, 2021
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Deanna Jordan

Deanna Jordan is an extremely sexy rhino who enjoys to watch kids in her space time
Oh is that Deanna !!

Yh deanna Jordan is always looking at my kids
by Deanna Jordan June 2, 2019
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jordan bradshaw

Jordan bradshaw Is a cute, loving, hot, and dirty girl who hates people who don't like to be touched (you know what I mean) and loves fuzzy hair. Should always be paired with someone about her height, preferably a Gabriel (search definition).
Wow, that jordan bradshaw and that gabriel. ( WH4T IS G01NG 0N BETW33M TH3M?! )
by Ryan pushtogether May 17, 2016
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Jordan Marcu

He is a dickless man
He surpised me with a Jordan Marcu
by fwinfepwqi October 15, 2021
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