Weed Couple

A couple that is in a loving relationship but that smokes and/or sells weed together . They provide each other with weed and encourage their smoking of reefer . The best relationship there is .

Weed Couples are the best , they smoke together , sell together , and sleep together .

by Definer137 October 26, 2011

fuck weed

1. A bullshit plant that takes you off your game/ the right path to success.
2. A drug for dumb ass people who wanna seem/ look cool.

Johnny smoked some fuck weed yesterday and didn't handle his business.

by fuck weed January 10, 2022

Weed Day

Weed day is a day that comes once a year on April 20th (4/20). It is better than weed time as weed time only occurs at 4:20 and 4/20 lasts a whole 24 hours. It is also Hitler's birthday and marks the anniversary of the columbine massacre.

Person 1: BRO are you excited for weed day tomorrow?
Person 2: YEAH DUDE IT ONLY COMES ONCE A YEAR AND I AM GONNA SMONK ALL DAY!

by TheSnapback April 19, 2020

Weed Memory

A condition in which you don't remember things you said or did when you were high until you get high again.

Person #1: Dude! You remember when I attacked the mayonnaise?

Person #2: You're just remembering that now?

Person #1: Well, this is the first time I've gotten high since then.

Person #2: Weed memory strikes again.

by Tericon November 13, 2010

omnipotent weed

Marijuana with God-like feelings of being everywhere at once.

Joe Shmoe: "Dude this is some killer omnipotent weed!"

Justin Case: "Really?"

Joe Shmoe: "Yeah man, it's like im many different places all at once."

Justin Case: "That's heavy man."

by smokymcpot3687 February 25, 2010

WEED CHARLIE

A weed Charlie is a friend that asks you to pack a bowl to smoke with him and once you pack it , he asks if he can take it with him because he is in a hurry.

Rob Mattingly is a weed charlie, he takes all my buds.

by Steve Boats September 26, 2006

Fake Weed

The shit that your friend got from his friends friends cousin, who lives in jamaica.

I bet that shits fake weed it dont even smell,

the stuff thats called Legal Bud

by smiley420 October 16, 2010