pandemic brain

Having a fuzzy memory, including not remembering details or having a skewed timeline, due to being socially isolated or quarantined during a pandemic
I wish I could remember what day it was but I have pandemic brain. I haven't left my house in a week!
by swans1ok April 07, 2020
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Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"
by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023
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Brain Case

noun. the human skull or head
Cory slipped and broke open his brain case all over my kitchen.
by Big Poppa Frost September 24, 2007
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brain purge

Synaptic transmission no longer functioning in ones brain due to intense stupidity, said to be contagious and communicable. Once caught, a person retains their previous knowledge, however is unable to acquire anything further.
i’ve heard Luke caught the brain purge off Liv, it wouldn’t of happened if she’d stayed in quarantine!
by bobbyscult April 22, 2019
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black brain

The loss of brain cells due to the excessive use of marijuana, resulting in getting stuck on a word or thought
Dude that girl was rambling on, def black brain
by Janet flight August 31, 2017
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Anglophone Brain

The inferior brain of a person that has never had to learn any complicated grammar.
"I speak english when traveling because my anglophone brain can't handle another language"
by ManueManue June 16, 2021
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Brain scrape

To go for a COVID-19 nasal swab.

The tester sticks the nasal swab so far up your nose it feels like it scrapes your brain.

Its even worse when the use a dry swab.
Person 1 : Did you get your COVID test done?
Person 2 : Yeah! It was brutal, they pushed that swab so far up my nose it felt like they scraped my brain.
Person 1: Dang, well, Its now officaly called going for a ' Brain scrape '
Person 2: * Fist Bump *
by Thypeople July 10, 2020
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