Fortress Bed Tent

A normal tent used for camping with the bottom cut out fitted around a mattress. Not to be confused with a normal bed tent, which will usually not be completely enclosed

"Yo, check out this bed tent I got to feel cozy"

"That's not a bed tent, that's a Fortress Bed Tent"

by TheRealTerryJerry January 20, 2023

Shaky bunk bed

When two guys end up trying to hook up in the same room with different girls and they're both successful.

two guys hooking up with different chicks in one room often times resulting in a shaky bunk bed

by ballinho's69 December 06, 2011

Creeky bed dick

When the bed creeks so bad that you cant help but laugh and get a softy.

This bitches bed was so loud I got Creeky bed Dick.

by Putti35 October 23, 2020

national bed day

June 15, a day to celebrate, brag and/or compliment your bed for being there when you wanted to lay down

person a: why are you laying down in your bed?
person b: me and my bed are watching a movie
person a: why not just go outside and hang out?
person b: because is national bed day :/

by orange_you_tired February 12, 2022

Taking the kettle to bed

Going insane.

Jack is really taking the kettle to bed during that shrooms trip.

by Avarin December 28, 2019

drive to bed safe

A way to say good night to someone, but also to communicate that you care for their physical well-being and are wishing them a safe journey.

"Happy semiversary. I know you're tired, but I hope you drive to bed safe.

by Caliwash3 March 12, 2016

Bed poop Stain

Bed Poop Stain is,

when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce

Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*

by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 13, 2021