grass

something 96% of twitter users haven't touched LOL

touch some grass!
toxic twitter user: no lol

by wut_luke March 27, 2021

match grass

in laymen's terms, its the kind of grass you see on a golden hillside in the middle of summer during the hottest days of the year. This is grass that is devoid of all moisture and is so dry that practically anything will set it, the field, the hill and the whole damn mountain on fire, all in a matter of seconds to minutes.

Grass so sensitive to temperature that unlike a snowflake, if you sneeze or curse at it, will burn every-fucking-thing down to the ground.

The fire was started when Billy was out splitting wood, in the middle of a field of match grass

by Nalothisal June 07, 2019

the grass in your front lawn

The vagina hairs

A way to make fun of slutty Mexicans

The grass in your front lawn is so nice/

Jesus you spend more time mowing the grass in her front lawn than all your jobs combined

by Jabae24 December 06, 2016

Snake in the grass

When a man puts his cock in another man's beard

Was getting head, felt like a snake in the grass

by Alpha1209 November 14, 2022

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 09, 2022

touching grass

something that gamer girls/ guys don't do

hey bro have you been touching grass HIM: no I've been gaming!

by touching grass March 27, 2023

Grass Grime

When something takes so long that something that has been in the works for a long time comes out.

What took you so long? Grass Grime has come out!

by octaloss May 09, 2021