New York Goodmorning

A New York Good Morning would be a playful, sunrise cuddle with a dash of city excitement and a sprinkle of sweet surprise!

If the city excitement was a bagel on your dick and the sprinkle of surprise was everything seasoning on the tip.

(putting a bagel on your dick and sprinkling everything bagel seasoning on top then your partner eats it off your dong.)

-locals tend to yell "Hey I'm walking here" as they cum

Imagine your in a typical like office setting or maybe a busy coffee shop
And then you just get a tap on the shoulder or like “hey toots”
You turn around
And see like the harriest most jacked guy wearing nothing. Fully erect with the bagel around his dong
And he just says some fucked shit
“You want some shmear with that?!”
Just smiling confidently.
Meanwhile everyone around him yells in fear and is rightfully horrified

Gee being here makes me want a new york goodmorning from you right on the balcony.

by Lillynotthebear May 22, 2025

new york hoedown

that part in The Great Gatsby where Myrtle gets run over

if you mention that price she'll be out of here in a New York hoedown

by December 16, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Albunny, New York

Da large east-central-New-York municipality where they have lots of rabbits hoppin' around.

Elmer Fudd would have a field day in Albunny, New York; da only problem would be dat all of da local sporting-goods stores are probably owned by families who have fuzzy-animal-loving kiddos, and so they would probably refuse to sell Elmer ammunition for his infamous blunderbuss.

by QuacksO March 20, 2021

New York Finger Blaster

When you are balls deep and she keeps asking for more so you out your pistol in her ass and bust a couple caps while simultaneously nutting in her.

I hit my girl with a New York Finger Blaster last night. Let's just say she wont ask for more again.

by AsianPickleJuice December 20, 2020

New York Flu Like Symptoms

Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.

While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:

Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria

Vaginal Myalgia

All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.

AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert

Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,

While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.

Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.

Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.

I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms

by Master Chief Shite July 10, 2019

new york tard

an mf from ATL Georgia wit a baby face and fucked up hair that thinks eren shits on any animanga when he’s too blind to tell demon slayer is better

“personally i think attack on titan is better”

“don’t be like new york tard”

by 4letter’s 🥩🏄‍♂️ June 02, 2022