Jimmy Glass

Any achievement where during the course of your normal job you luck out and become hailed as a hero despite being hugely mediocre up until that point. Usually a sporting reference; and most likely a once in a lifetime event.
Origin; Carlisle United on loan goalkeeper who scored winning goal in extra time to maintain league status of the club.

Jenson Button, what a lucktard becoming F1 world champ, the Jimmy Glass of motor racing.

by MrAubergine March 11, 2010

Perfect Glass

A cocktail glass, filled with a shot of straight liquor (Scotch preferred), with rocks or without, and meant to be enjoyed for the drinking and the company, rather than getting drunk.

Hey man it's good to see you again - why don't we each pour ourselves a perfect glass and catch up?

My drink of choice is a perfect glass of whiskey/Scotch/vodka.

by aliastx August 27, 2010

Decky Glass

An umbrella term for a working man working down under aka OZ. Often in the works of screeding, brick laying, labouring etc. The working man that goes by Glass, is of A list celeb status and can often be seen curting Delta Goodrem, whilst holding a can of fosters, whilst buying a pair of uggs, whilst having the crik. Regularly wrestles crocodiles and absofukincuntandbastardandlutely has a want in him.

What's the crik Decky Glass?
You buy me some uggs Decky Glass?
Decky Glass is class

by crikbeyyy June 16, 2012

stephanie glass

A totally sexy mama with many talents, the most gorgeous creature on the planet.

"Oh my god, you see that foxy mama over there?"
"Oh yeah, shes a total Stephanie Glass}."

by gnightknight July 5, 2019

Slip You the Glass Banana

To pull a fast one. Deception with ill intent.
Origin: Government employees.

After the vendor had finished speaking, the chief technologist turned to procuct lead and said "don't let them slip you the glass banana."

by MagicLantern June 9, 2009

Ali da goat smashin glass

A business boy who will soon be very rich but at the moment is still climbing his ladder of success at the moment he is the coolest kid in his skool and smart Also Gud lookin. Jk he’s better than everything that was just said x10

Wow I wish I can be more like Ali da goat smashin glass.He is so kool also hi Cole and Happy b day mancho

by ALZIVERoil December 16, 2019

Glass shard stick

A piece of wood, typically a baseball bat or similar with glass shards twisted into it. Possibly with other materials such as nails.

We have a few glass shard sticks out back to beat people down with.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004