My fruit has gone brown

To have read the entire internet and instead of becoming smarter, actually running out of ideas.

"My fruit has gone brown," Issy told the news conference.

by Surly Dave April 5, 2011

Forbidden Fruit Mentality

The mentality in which a person shames or sexualizes the unclothed human body regardless of context or climate for any reason.

I went to a nudist resort for the first time last week and lost my forbidden fruit mentality while I was there.

by Slayerx1010 September 22, 2013

Neck Fruit

The fruit of the neck, as in the head. Used specifically to refer to receiving oral sex.

"Man, I gotta get me some neck fruit tonight."

by SevilSeveril February 23, 2014

seedless fruit

Your have one attraction but your lacking in something. Like you could be fine as hell but your breath always smells bad. Or you could be stacking paper but u ugly as sht.

Susan_"Why you dating that seedless fruit?"
Sally_yea I know his breath smells bad but his eyes are so dreamy

by whky April 26, 2014

uterus fruit

Offspring that spawns from a seeded Uterus

Joe - "I just became a father"

Sam "congratulations on the Uterus fruit"

by Bigthunderrumblefish June 28, 2016

Mexican fruit tart

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.

" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"

by Thug-Lover2000 May 26, 2016

Japanese fruit pie

A Japanese man that's beyond flaming gay.

That Japanese fruit pie was the MVP of the pink team, he was delicious.

by Miskatonixxx January 28, 2017