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Friend Promise

A promise between friends that can NEVER be broken and is more significant than swearing on your dead fish’s grave. Breaking a friend promise is breaking a friendship.
I friend promise you that I didn’t take your rose water perfume.
by 🤠😛🥳 February 17, 2019
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Friend zone

The friend zone is the NO NO place. If u like someone, then u better step up ur game or u will be locked in the friend zone. Look at it this way: the friend zone is ur grandmas stinky toe cheese and u don’t want to smell that shit.
Boy:will u go out with me?*frikkin desperate
Girl: oh Carl, I didn’t know u felt that way
Boy: *feeling like he wants to drown
Random dude: oof u just got hit with the friend zone stick
Boy: *now feeling like he wants to die
Girl: I like u but not that way* walks away with a smile on her face
Boy: * wants to be buried alive
by Sookifanilo June 3, 2019
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Friend of Epstein

A euphemism for someone who a suspected pederast or pedophile.
Fred was always dating teenage girls, so I wondered if he is a friend of Epstein.
by svenjamie December 28, 2019
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Friend hoe

A friend that blindly follows another friend and defends them as if their life depends on it literally willing to do anything for them
That friend hoe is so annoying when it comes to her
by Yeealreadyknowstadeal August 7, 2020
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friend marriage

A friend marriage is when 2 best friends love each other very much that they decide to get married but as friends not lovers, the legally or formally recognized union of two people as besties in a personal relationship
Person one: Omg I Love you so much
Person two: Yos lets get a friend marriage bestie!
by Lunar_Gh0sT November 27, 2020
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friend simp

in which a friend will simp over a friend and do anything for them because they’re besties
shelby: i’m a friend simp, i’ll make us math notes
katie: you’re the best friend simp ever
by litttnesss January 25, 2021
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Friend of Reece Mog

One who hangs out round the back of the chippy for the purpose of looking up bumholes.
"I've heard our Dave is a Friend of Reece Mog, Janet told me his face smells like pumps"
by Dunning Kruger July 9, 2021
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