farm fresh fairy

A homosexual male that has recently come to a more populated area. They come directly from the farming community they liveds in there whole lives and usually go nutZ when first free in the "big city".

Dude, That guy is a farm fresh fairy, I don't care if he is fixing your lawn mower I wouldn't let him in the house.

by jerm Mckay June 26, 2005

kitchen fresh chicken

see kentucky fried chickenor KFC. Because of the healthy-food phenomonon in the United States, KFC felt the need to change its name from "Kentucky Fried Chicken" to "Kitchen Fresh Chicken," although they still do make a lot of fried chicken.

Kitchen Fresh Chicken? That's a mouthful! Why don't the just call it...KFC!

by Nicolle March 13, 2004

Certified Fresh

Something that is pertaining to being legit. For example you can be fuckin a girl that hasn't been around and still tight so their fore it is classified as 'certified fresh' or you can be sporting new gear such as shoes, clothes, or listening to brand new music that is off the hook, and it is considered 'certified fresh'.

1. Yo I hit it off with Suzanna last night she was certified fresh she hasn't been around like these other girls have!

2. Yo check out my new kicks and my new clothes man this shit just came in it's certified fresh!

3. Yo did you hear that new jam that just came off? That was bangin'! That shit is certified fresh!

by mt971x February 10, 2010

Fresh out the Box

Just got done having sex.

-Did you fuck her
-Yea nigga im fresh out the box

by Avvyrah June 19, 2016

doug e fresh

if something is good
fresh dope

Martyn - Andy whats the dilly with your clothes?
Andy - what u not feelin the threads?
Gav - I think ya lookin "DOUG E FRESH" homeboy!!

by Gwilly October 28, 2007

fresh out the boat

A bitch who sat and farted on your dick and its fresh like a boat

I told jessica to let me put it in since she is wet and then she farted on my penis and it was freshly nasty, she left my penis fresh out the boat smelling like fish hitting my boat.

by Jauncena May 16, 2018

fresh young chicken

A pre-teen girl that has potential to be really hot.

Me: "Hey man, do you see that fresh young chicken over there?"

Someone else: "Yeah dude, I'd fuck the shit out of that 12 year old. Who cares?"

by Ace of Bassa September 9, 2008