french horse

A French whore who has a lot a shit on a lot of purfume

She smells like a French horse

by Isuckcock1969 November 13, 2016

french roll

A mixture of tobacco and Marijuana rolled into a cigarette.

"Hey man, is that a lefty?"
"Nah, got a french roll."

by Cadet Sunshine September 11, 2015

Sneak French

When you go in for a kiss and slip your tongue into your partners mouth instead.

Babe come on I just want to kiss you, stop sneak frenching me!

by Marcus shlang September 18, 2016

the French pencil

When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.

I really needed some last night, but I had to give her the French pencil. She was rough...

by Doc Johnson 710 April 8, 2023

French Listening

When someone is weirdly listening to you making out with someone else.

Stop "French Listening" at us weirdo!!

by Megpopper October 9, 2014

French Extension

Doing tricep extensions whilst a French girl rides you.

Juzzy Beefcakes went to the gym in Paris to work on his triceps. Halfway through his set he was pleasantly surprised by the young French lady who had positioned herself on his lap. He told his friends later on Facebook that he got a "French Extension". His friends were confused.

by Shabba80 May 20, 2014

french massage

A massage in which the guy rubs the girl's tits.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a french massage as we made out.

by HoRnYhOnEy February 29, 2004