Touch Football

A Form of Rugby League so Its Touch Not Tackle.
Its Limited-Contact
Bob - What ta fuck is Touch Football
JS - Form of Rugby
by Walmart Tech support July 31, 2018
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Football bore

A football fan who follows you to the train station and won't shut up even though you clearly don't want to hear their opinion.
by Middle aged rebel December 09, 2023
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1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"

2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017
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Boys Football

An adorable little time scheduled throughout the month called "practice" or if they wanna be serious, a "game" where boys dress up in matching cute silly little costumes, call themselves a "team" and throw around a ball and play fight.
Sorry carol, I cant hang out today. I need to attend my sons *Boys Football* practice
by vampzx3 December 18, 2024
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football hoe

used to describe a girl dating or hooking up with one or multiple football players on a schools football team. often disliked by said football teams coach. purpose: distracting the players from the game, gain reputation. true football hoe will also hookup with or tease rival teams players. football hoes are often in the middle of rumors surrounding said football teams, but never start the rumors. a football hoe is a generally very trustworthy, kind and caring, and always loyal to her team. a football hoe doesn’t associate with anyone on the basketball team.
you know that girl? she’s such a football hoe”
by hsfootball21 April 03, 2018
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Farmers Football

When you are in bed with your girl and you fart under the sheet and spit in the air and see if she catches the fart or the spit.
My brother played farmers football with his girlfriend last night and she passed out from the onion ring farts
Outs
by D34DSK1N May 22, 2022
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Flag Football

A game between friends where each take turns snatching the tails of furries, and running away as fast as possible. Some may keep the tails as trophies.
“You on for a game of flag football?”
“I’ll take the one with the green hair, you get the one with the blue.”
by dah pay October 21, 2021
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